I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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