I hope mine doesn't look like that
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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