whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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