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Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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