He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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