Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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