Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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