Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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