i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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