everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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