I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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