a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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