But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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