We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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