Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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