I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
sex in a hospital.. check
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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