I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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