drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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