so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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