My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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