Tell her she can't have a vagina
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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