At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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