do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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