office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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