So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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