Got a toothbrush?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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