I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Success! We fucked roommates!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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