I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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