I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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