DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I understand Curling. That high.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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