I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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