she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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