How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
we're making bets on your personal life
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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