Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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