ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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