so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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