apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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