dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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