This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im six kinds of drunk right now
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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