I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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