I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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