Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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