I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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