I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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