Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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