oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
