Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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