Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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