it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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