Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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