I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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